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WAIT! I would have been here sooner, but I was thwarted by this dastardly piece of paper that flew from your bathroom window. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! You're gonna need Big Bertha! "Leni: [terrified at Lisa's exaggeration] "Can that really happen? sleuth n noun: Refers to person, place, thing, quality, etc. A man of few words, and fewer emotions. Sleuth Script PDF at Script Fly ($) Sleuth Transcript at scripts.com; Note: Multiple links are listed since (a) different versions exist and (b) many scripts posted become unavailable over time. That clears these two. If I go number 2, we won't be number 1! ]Lucy: "Why did you do that? It seems to be missing. "[They cross off Lola and move onto their final suspect, Luna]Luna: "I was at a rock concert, dudes. "[end flashbacks]Lincoln: "All true. I film myself sleeping in case I say something funny I can use in my act. "Lucy: [smiling and grateful] "Thanks, Lincoln. "Lisa: "Certainly not me! You clogged the toilet again? We've only got 2 more hours until the convention and 5 more suspects to go. You know what that does to your digestive system? [breaks out walkie talkie] "One-Eyed Jack, this is Ace Savvy. [slides right into and knocks over Lily's diaper genie and reveals a plethora of pooped padding.] "Lucy: "Even I need a break from the darkness every now and then. "Lucy: [comes out of nowhere] "Hey, Linc." Pinter was born and raised in Hackney, east London, and educated at Hackney Downs School. It’s a Loud x4 World. "Luan, Leni, Lynn, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lori, and Luna: [flabbergasted] "YOU?! "Aha! "Lucy: "The bathroom is the only place I can safely read it. Lily - Changing the Baby. "[Enter Lucy with something in her hands. ]Clyde: "Ace? I film myself sleeping in case I say something funny I can use in my act. [just then, her gloomy macabre poster peels off and reveals a Princess Pony poster from behind.] But only for the rest of your life!" Wild Card Willy: [laughing evilly] "Game over, Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack!" It doesn't even bother me. "Lisa: "Princess Pony?! But don't worry. [just then, her gloomy macabre poster peels off and reveals a Princess Pony poster from behind] "Dang it..."Lincoln: "You've been lying to me this whole time! "Lola: [unfazed from Lucy's outburst] "You're cleaning that up. Then explain this!" "Dang it. Besides bear the weight of the world on my shoulders. YEAH!" [pulls out his deck and drops it again.] [scares Lincoln again] "Sorry you missed your convention. "Lucy: "Lynn must have put that there! Big Bertha's got something! I like your instincts, kid. Some jobs require you to get your hands dirty!" Making the Case. ADMIT IT! A break in the case!" I was wondering if you would like to join us to watch TV. "[They cross of Lana and move onto Lola]Lola: "I would never get up in the middle of the night. History Talk (0) Comments Share. "Lucy: "What about Lily? "Lincoln: "I'll be done when I'm-" [notices something on the floor] "That's an odd shadow." Thanks to you, the city can flush without fear! CONFESS! She's always dumping her dirty diapers in the toilet. And he wears his underwear on the outside! Jill Turner and Ray Bradshaw don't get along. You wanna do an interview? "[Flashback #2: Lincoln is holding an embarrassing sweater his mother made him. ]Lincoln: [perfects the card trick] "I did it! "[Lincoln and Lucy are just speechless at Luna's alibi]Lucy: "Okay, that proves it. (all sisters glare at him) Lola: I'm telling Dad! STOP KICKING DOWN THE DOORS! Script [The episode opens up on a city at night. Script. [tosses paper out the window] "Move over, rookie! "[they laugh some more]Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Harsh, right? ]Lola: "I'm telling Dad!" You know what that does to your digestive system? "Lucy: "But they'll tease me even worse than they tease you! "Lucy: "Lynn must have put that there! [Dad hands her the object] "Paper? "[the sisters complain about this unjust decision]Lincoln: "But Dad, I can't be grounded! What's with the light? IT WAS LINCOLN WHO CLOGGED THE TOILET! That clears these two. "Lana: "WE'VE GOT SOMETHING!" [holds up the wrong card]Lucy: "That's the 2 of Diamonds. "This is what totaled the toilet. "Lincoln: [looks at paper and sees something familiar.] "Lucy: "The bathroom is the only place I can safely read it. [pulls out a deck of cards that spill all over the floor.] [Lincoln is all dressed up in a costume next to a poster of one of his favorite superheroes: Ace Savvy. ", [Lincoln is shuffling a deck of cards and places various cards he put drawings of his sisters on onto his desk. ]Lynn Sr.: [off-screen] "Has anyone seen my CDs? "Lincoln: "Really?" Please notify me if you encounter a stale link. ]Lynn Sr.: "Oh! I'll meet you at 4:00 when it's time to..." [bursts out of room] "...deal out some justice!" But it's not fair that you have to miss your thing. It's so sickeningly sweet I get a toothache just looking at it! "Nope! I was asleep the whole time and I can prove it! The trusty Dr Watson narrates the stories of his adventures with the sleuth of Baker Street. But you know what? Someday, you'll be, too. Until then, your big brother's got your back. "Lucy: "I don't care about being grounded. [shows evidence]Lola: "Barf! "Lisa: "I might point out that you are well past the recommended age that this behavior is deemed acceptable. As usual, Lola tells Dadabout it and he announces that they're all grounded until the perpetrator is found out. "Lucy: [admitting defeat] "Sigh...I'll tell them...", [Downstairs, Lori and Leni are texting each other, Lola's fixing her hair, Lana's arranging her tools, Lynn's doing push-ups, Lisa's reading, and Luan and Luna are fighting over the TV remote. ]Luan: "It wasn't me! Sub to angryanimefan2Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AngryAni...Twitter: https://twitter.com/angryanimefan2 S1:E 8 Hand-Me-Downer; Sleuth or Consequences TV-Y7 | May 17, 2016 | 23m After Lincoln gets a pink hand-me-down bike from Lori, he borrows Lynn's cool BMX bike without telling her; when someone clogs the toilet, Lincoln investigates to find the culprit. You can probably handle that, but I can't! "Lincoln: "That lying scoundrel! [shows evidence]Lola: "Barf! For real! [gets his glasses struck by the paper Lana discarded.] With 10 opinionated sisters, you gotta have a thick skin." Until then, your big brother's got your back. "[The other sisters cheer and celebrate their freedom. Lincoln! ", [Lisa and Lily's room]Lincoln: "I need the file from last night from 1 to 4 AM. "Lucy: "Prove it..."[Luna turns on the TV to a news report of last night's concert where she is shown chasing Mick Swagger on stage]TV Luna: "MICK! And This is Why He Got Fired. Obviously! I made you something. ]Lola: [bursts in] "I'm telling Dad! A murder has taken place at Bastard Estate and you must interrogate the resident houseguests to find the murderer. "Lincoln: [awkward beat] "Riiiiiiiight...", [in the kitchen, Lynn is indeed eating a meatball sub; suddenly, Lucy shines a flashlight in her face. "Lincoln: [convinced] "I think she's telling the truth. Until one of you fesses up, everyone's grounded! "Lincoln: "That's disgusting, but also a lead! The Weather family moves into the neighborhood and they meet their eccentric new neighbors of one boy and ten girls. 2004 cbr1000rr performance upgrades, Full listing of drag racing and horsepower increasing performance parts for Honda CBR1000RR The cookie settings on this website are set to 'allow all cookies' to give you the very best experience. "Lincoln: "That's disgusting, but also a lead! I'd say they're all here! Click Add Alert. We found your book in the toilet!" [feels intestinal distress] "Ooh...time for Number 2..." [hurries to the bathroom]Lana: "DAD, I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED BIG BERTHA AGAIN!!!". "Lucy: "Gross. Read, review and discuss the entire Sleuth movie script by Anthony Shaffer on Scripts.com The following is a transcript for the episode "Sleuth or Consequences". "[Lola brings Lynn Sr. up and is holding a plunger. The girls think Lincoln did it, as he has a habit of doing so in the past, but he protests that he didn't do it this time. You know how they are. "Lincoln: "So, why do you read it? [hands it over to him to reveal it's a horror comic book she made.] A bulldozer!" Edit. "Luan: "Maybe because you made more clogs than a Dutch shoe factory!" "[Lincoln and Lucy revile in disgust and go back to Lola; Lincoln kicks the door open only for it to close on his face; he then enters normally]Lincoln: "We know you did it, Lola! "Lori: "Yeah! My life is just an endless mental prison, anyway. [suddenly realizes those are the exact same words that Lucy told Lola and finds out who the culprit truly is.] "Lincoln: "So, why do you read it? "[more laughter from his sisters; as he enters the bathroom, water from the toilet gushes out]Lori: "Gross! "Lucy: "Gross. [suspicious] "Wait. [to his sisters] "Your insults are like the wind beneath my cape; they only lift me higher! [flushes it down the toilet only for another clog to occur]Lola: [bursts in] "I'm telling Dad! They are literally worse than Lincoln! It's a whole new version of Nickelodeon's hit series The Loud House. You wanna team up? Where have I heard that before?" "[Enter Lucy, ready to confess]Lucy: "Excuse me...I have something to say..." [gets their attention and reveals the book.] Let me take a run at her!" It was not me! "Lynn Sr.: [off-screen] "LINCOLN! I prefer to use Lily's training potty. "Lincoln: "Well, it looks like your story's clean...but your training potty's not. "Lincoln: "Why don't you admit it, Lynn? [Lincoln is dressed up in a costume next to a poster of one of his favorite superheroes: Ace Savvy] Lincoln: [stoically to the viewers] "I'm Ace Savvy, the world's savviest crime fighter. "Lucy: "What about Lori? "Lincoln: "Then you won't mind if I search the premises." After the Events: Sleuth or Consequences *It shows 8-year-old Lucy Loud in her room, on her bed, looking depressed. "Lucy: "Sure. "This looks like a page from Princess Pony. The sleuth bridges a number of formats and styles while always emphasising ingenuity, deduction and a dilettante's approach to crime-solving. "Lucy: [readjusts macabre poster] "I couldn't let our sisters know I read Princess Pony. For real! "Clyde: "Sorry I'm late, Ace. "[Their next suspect is Luan]Luan: "It wasn't me! [as Luna, and Lola look at him smugly. Lisa's weird poop study! A bulldozer!" [Dad hands her the object] "Paper? A sleuth of bears has been seen in town recently. YEAH!" And when I heard someone coming, I panicked. Lincoln? My favorite color is zebra and the secret to a great smile is..."[They cross off Leni who proves to be too dumb to pull off such an act and move onto Lana. & In Tents Debate. Be quick, or else the murderer may decide to get rid of you first! "Lincoln: "Thank you. "[The other sisters laugh some more and Lucy knows she has to face the music; Lincoln notices Lucy's pain and feels bad for her]Lucy: "Actually...the book belongs to-"Lincoln: "Me! If you don't tell the truth...YOUR HEART WILL NEVER BE SET FREE! "[his sisters notice his costume and laugh at him. "Lucy: "I don't care about being grounded. This is a class 5 clog. "Lincoln: "As Ace Savvy would say...it's no big deal!" "[Enter Lucy, ready to confess]Lucy: "Excuse me...I have something to say..." [gets their attention and reveals the book] "This is what totaled the toilet. You wanna team up? I like your instincts, kid. [laughs during rimshot][They cross off Luan and move onto Leni. ", [Lucy and Lynn's room]Lincoln: [kicks the door open] "IT WAS YOU! Lincoln: [stoically to the viewers] "I'm Ace Savvy, the world's savviest crime fighter. (goes to do so) Lincoln: What makes you think I did it? I swear! I may be girly and pink, but I do have standards! Honestly, do these men need an introduction? "Lori: "That is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen! Villains better watch their back." "Lucy: "Sure. "Lincoln: "Because you were right. WAIT! How convenient! [Lincoln is dressed up in a costume next to a poster of one of his favorite superheroes: Ace Savvy]Lincoln: [stoically to the viewers] "I'm Ace Savvy, the world's savviest crime fighter. "Lincoln: "Really?" "Lola: [unfazed from Lucy's outburst] "You're cleaning that up. Note: This is an outdated idea that came before the episode "Not a Loud." ]Leni: "Ooh! Some jobs require you to get your hands dirty!" [crashes into the van and gets catapulted into the tree in the front yard. "Lincoln: "I'm about to miss the convention! ]Lucy: "Hey, Lincoln." ", [The bathroom; Lana, Lynn Sr., and Big Bertha are searching for the bowl's barricade]Lynn Sr.: "Oh! Until one of you fesses up, everyone's grounded! "If you don't tell the truth, your heart will never be set free." Lucy - Sleuth or Consequences. Why do you wanna help? ]Lincoln: "So long, liverwurst loaf!" "Lisa: "Oh, please! Lincoln! [dumps discarded sub wrappers on the table] "Nobody can eat this many subs and not wreak havoc on the plumbing! "Lola: "You aren't going out in public like that, are you? "[Flashback #2: Lincoln is holding an embarrassing sweater his mother made him]Lincoln: "Mom can't make me wear you if she can't find you." "Lincoln: "GAH! But this time, it wasn't me. "Lincoln: "Oh yeah? Pun intended. The following is a transcript for the episode "Pulp Friction". Consequences by Paul Howard Surridge (Play, Comedy) - A one-act comedy play. "Lori: [sounding sympathetic] "Aw, Lincoln..." [now condescending] "...of course, we're gonna make fun of you! [kicks down Lola's tea party table] "We know you did it! "Lincoln: "So, how'd it end up in the toilet? You're gonna need Big Bertha! "[the sisters laugh]Lynn: "Which one of you lame-o's does that belong to? You've got nothing on me!" It seems to be missing. Sleuth or Consequences. I've been trying to dam up the dumper for years. "Dang it..."Lincoln: "You've been lying to me this whole time! Picture Perfect. "[Lincoln and Lucy are just speechless at Luna's alibi. "Lincoln: "That lying scoundrel! It takes too much time away from my studies. A man of few words, and fewer emotions. That is not mine! Room for Improvement with the Casagrandes, Pranks for the Memories with the Casagrandes, https://theloudhouse.fandom.com/wiki/Sleuth_or_Consequences/Script?oldid=1023540. "Lucy: [comes out of nowhere] "Hey, Linc." "Lynn: "I think those tights are cutting off oxygen to your brain. Une fois l'effet de surprise passé, vous constatez impuissant à un détournement manifeste de votre travail (et de votre investissement) par des personnes sans scrupules. [crashes into the van and gets catapulted into the tree in the front yard], Lincoln: "Better put a pot of cocoa on. sleuth⇒ vi intransitive verb: Verb not taking a direct object--for example, "She jokes." "[as Lynn Sr. practices his singing, Lincoln flushes them down the toilet only for the obvious to happen. ]Lola: "I would never get up in the middle of the night. [finds the source of the clog] "Here's the culprit!" You wanna do an interview? MY TEAM DID IT! "[They cross off Lola and move onto their final suspect, Luna. [goes to do so]Lincoln: "What makes you think I did it? (Luna enters.) "Luan, Leni, Lynn, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lori, and Luna: [flabbergasted] "YOU?! Add an SNMP alert destination: In the SNMP Alert Destinations section, click New. 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